I know i haven’t been in a while but just to let you guys know i have been up to date with many movies, here’s one example the green hornet which is one of the funniest movies that i have seen in a long time, and seth rogan plays the part very well! congrats to the movie and seth made canada proud, i give this movie a 7 out of 5.
Another movie that was extremly funny was the 2009 opening of the Hangover (the second one is coming out May 26!)
mind the R rated part because i did see the movie with an adult but, it was the awesomest and funnest movie i have ever seen! like this is halarious!!!!! totally recomend it to anyone who can handle the awesomeness and those who are also mature enough :p I totally give this movie a 11 out of 5!!! 😀
I think that this movie the Dilemma was a cute and funny comedy! I think that it was well writen out and the actors for it were perfect! I will give this movie a good 4 out of 5. If you need a movie to get off the stress, then this is the movie for you! 🙂
Here are some funny comments that i have found regarding Chuck Norris!! 😀
Bloody Mary is afraid to say Chuck Noris three times
Chuck norris tells a scale what he weighs
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris never needed the printing press. He just smoothly layed one written piece of paper on another blank one to copy it.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called “Chuck Norris Caught On Tape”.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze
Chuck Norris can actually jump-start a car by simply yelling under the hood.
Chuck Norris uses the Earth’s core to make toast.
Chuck Norris can smell his noise and taste his mouth
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris can rhyme orange and purple ……. with each other.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris once threw a ball at the ground and missed………….oh wait, that was Justin Bieber.
Chuck Norris once arranged his M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris told a deaf man to shut up, and he did.
Chuck Norris is the reason why the Dead Sea is dead.
When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings
Chuck Norris has completed the internet
Chuck Norris can play Twister with himself…and win.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris was once insulted on February 30th. He was so angry he both got rid of the man, and then told the calendar to forget it ever happened.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook account.
Chuck Norris has a bigger network of friends in his beard than you have on Facebook.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn’t feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris
The Pope once tried to bless Chuck Norris. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris buys his cereal at Home Depot.
The reason the world ends in 2012. All 1.7 million of Chuck’s kids roundhouse kick something at the same time. The world explodes in sheer awesomness
Chuck Norris can ‘google’ google… and the result would be Chuck Norris.
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Here i put some of my great stories online for the Hodgson Writing Group. I hope you enjoy reading my stories because well i couldn’t have gotten them read if it weren’t for this amazing writing group. Please reply on my posts and don’t worry i am not supper sensitive so you can also give me constructive critisim too. Oh and before i forget please do subscribe to me and i’m sure i will do the same for you! Thx and good luck with your stories!! 🙂
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Hey guys please make sure to click the link on the “Need help choosing…” page. This is a new page i added to i can get your suggestions for whatever, but for this period of time it is to figure out the name for my next short story. Please check it out and vote for the tile on which you think is good. Thx 🙂
i am currently writing a new staory called “Drop Dead” i’ll keep you posted as to when it will finish and what it will be about. I’ve got the story all figured out and can’t wait to share it with you guys! Bye for now!